Neighbourhood Watching-
It's kinda like bird-watching, but much more entertaining!
So I've taken to looking out my bathroom window whenever I pass that way- and these are some of the wierd things I see on an-all-too-regular basis:
Wierd Blue Cotten Robe Girl: She lives in the house across the street, well actually she doesn't. Three guys live in that house..but she's there...standing in the front door with an incredibly ugly shade of blue cotton robe. She frequently wears this blue cotton robe when she sits on the front stoop to smoke. Does she want the rest of us to have pity for her and buy her a new one? Or does she want us to know how bad her taste in bathroom apparel (or all clothing!) really is. And furthermore, does she have clothes? I'm assuming she doesn't drive over in that! So Wierd blue cotten robe girl, if your stuck in the basement- at least look for an old curtain or a potato sack- anything would be an improvement over this.
Man Who Never Picks Up After His Dog: You are gross. You stand there and look around waiting for your nasty dog to finish- and then you walk away. This has got to stop. It's nasty. I never walk on the opposite side of my street because of you. There are old people who live and walk on that side of the street! Be a decent human being...or let somebody else walk the dog.
Kid Who Thinks He's A Gangster: Listen up! We don't live in NYC. Your thuggin outfit is interesting, and I know it cost a lot of money- but honey- nobody believes you! Buy shirts that are your size (and in some NORMAL colours), pull up your pants, fix your hat and hide your fake-ass-platnum chain. You're like twelve. In a few years, your going to have to stop anyways. To top it all off, you catch a BUS! Pathetic little gangsta you...
Later I'll comment on the street crazies I meet at work- trust me, you're gonna wanna tune in for this one :)
So I've taken to looking out my bathroom window whenever I pass that way- and these are some of the wierd things I see on an-all-too-regular basis:
Wierd Blue Cotten Robe Girl: She lives in the house across the street, well actually she doesn't. Three guys live in that house..but she's there...standing in the front door with an incredibly ugly shade of blue cotton robe. She frequently wears this blue cotton robe when she sits on the front stoop to smoke. Does she want the rest of us to have pity for her and buy her a new one? Or does she want us to know how bad her taste in bathroom apparel (or all clothing!) really is. And furthermore, does she have clothes? I'm assuming she doesn't drive over in that! So Wierd blue cotten robe girl, if your stuck in the basement- at least look for an old curtain or a potato sack- anything would be an improvement over this.
Man Who Never Picks Up After His Dog: You are gross. You stand there and look around waiting for your nasty dog to finish- and then you walk away. This has got to stop. It's nasty. I never walk on the opposite side of my street because of you. There are old people who live and walk on that side of the street! Be a decent human being...or let somebody else walk the dog.
Kid Who Thinks He's A Gangster: Listen up! We don't live in NYC. Your thuggin outfit is interesting, and I know it cost a lot of money- but honey- nobody believes you! Buy shirts that are your size (and in some NORMAL colours), pull up your pants, fix your hat and hide your fake-ass-platnum chain. You're like twelve. In a few years, your going to have to stop anyways. To top it all off, you catch a BUS! Pathetic little gangsta you...
Later I'll comment on the street crazies I meet at work- trust me, you're gonna wanna tune in for this one :)
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