WARNING!
I made a startling discovery the other day when driving back to work after lunch at a chinese buffet. I was amazed that the Consumer Product Safety Commission hasn't acted on this before now. Lives hang in the balance!
Are you ready for this unsettling warning?
Don't sneeze with tic-tac in your mouth. Especially while driving.You laugh but consider this. Depending upon which website you look at, the average human sneeze is somewhere around 100 miles an hour. That works out to about 146 feet per second.So here I am driving back to work when the glare of the sun caused me to "ACHOO!" I had popped a tic-tac in my mouth to avoid any work related awkwardness from toxic smells.... Of course, the sneeze snuck up on me and I didn't have time to cover my mouth. The result was a tic-tac richocheting around the inside of my vehicle at 146 feet per second.Fortunately, no one was injured, although I did have to wipe some minty mucous off my windshield.
So beware! Tic-tac safety should be number one priority!
Are you ready for this unsettling warning?
Don't sneeze with tic-tac in your mouth. Especially while driving.You laugh but consider this. Depending upon which website you look at, the average human sneeze is somewhere around 100 miles an hour. That works out to about 146 feet per second.So here I am driving back to work when the glare of the sun caused me to "ACHOO!" I had popped a tic-tac in my mouth to avoid any work related awkwardness from toxic smells.... Of course, the sneeze snuck up on me and I didn't have time to cover my mouth. The result was a tic-tac richocheting around the inside of my vehicle at 146 feet per second.Fortunately, no one was injured, although I did have to wipe some minty mucous off my windshield.
So beware! Tic-tac safety should be number one priority!
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