Elevator Lady

So I'm on the elevator, and this woman gets on. She pushes a button, then gasps "Oh my god!" and pushes a different button. She turns and looks directly at me with these big Stricken-Hurt-Animal eyes "I am so sorry" she says "I pushed the wrong button!" "It's Ok" I say, then stare off in the middle distance with my special this-conversation-is-over posture. She tries to laugh but it comes out shaky and wierd. "Now we're going to have to stop! Sorry! Oh well!" The elevator stops at the floor neither of us want and she jabs the 'close door' button a million times saying "sorry!". I fully expected her to start punching herself in the head and saying "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" like a retarded kid in an after school special.

Elevator lady- listen carefully- the medication is not working!