Poker- Part Two.
I know everybody is waiting with baited breath to hear the rest of the poker saga. Yes, it has become a saga! Threats were uttered, chips were taken, promises were made for redemption! It was so much fun!!! Husbands were being informed of the loss of their homes, as the chips changed hands.
As a quick review..the game players tonight were: You-can't-take-my-pinkies, Guess-who-forgot-to-ante-up?, You're-not-doing-that-right, I-don't-know-what-I'm-doing, and me. I still don't have a name *sad face* but I'll ask around and see what the other players can come up with. The new player couldn't make it..I'm assuming because of the wacky weather we had this evening, and I'm-all-in was a no-show. Of course, also wandering around the house was the Resident-Advisor and Snacks-a-lot, as well as You-can't-take-my-pinkies husband, who prefers to remain nameless.
Ok, so the chips were divided and the games began. The betting started off slow, just feeling out eachother's rythm and getting a feel for the cards. Well, that sounds really professional, it was more like, explaining the cards each round and reminding the players what spreads were actual poker spreads! That's when the wonky betting started! It was red and pink chips being used like candy! It was as if somebody popped a balloon full of confetti the bet was so colourful!
Guess-who-forgot-to-ante-up? lost her chips, and I refilled her pile on the sly, then right out in the open, as a matter of fact, if I recall correctly (and I do!) she blatantly took my chips to bet with one round! Things got so crazy that You're-not-doing-it-right was having pink envy! She was getting all depressed because her pink pile was pretty low! That's because of the constant naggin from You-can't-take-my-pinkies. You know, she bet like 3 pink chips one round, and lost them...for the next few minutes all I heard from her was 'I feel gross! I can't believe I lost those pinkies!'
All in all, fun was had by the group, and promises were made for next weeks game. Guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens then!
As a quick review..the game players tonight were: You-can't-take-my-pinkies, Guess-who-forgot-to-ante-up?, You're-not-doing-that-right, I-don't-know-what-I'm-doing, and me. I still don't have a name *sad face* but I'll ask around and see what the other players can come up with. The new player couldn't make it..I'm assuming because of the wacky weather we had this evening, and I'm-all-in was a no-show. Of course, also wandering around the house was the Resident-Advisor and Snacks-a-lot, as well as You-can't-take-my-pinkies husband, who prefers to remain nameless.
Ok, so the chips were divided and the games began. The betting started off slow, just feeling out eachother's rythm and getting a feel for the cards. Well, that sounds really professional, it was more like, explaining the cards each round and reminding the players what spreads were actual poker spreads! That's when the wonky betting started! It was red and pink chips being used like candy! It was as if somebody popped a balloon full of confetti the bet was so colourful!
Guess-who-forgot-to-ante-up? lost her chips, and I refilled her pile on the sly, then right out in the open, as a matter of fact, if I recall correctly (and I do!) she blatantly took my chips to bet with one round! Things got so crazy that You're-not-doing-it-right was having pink envy! She was getting all depressed because her pink pile was pretty low! That's because of the constant naggin from You-can't-take-my-pinkies. You know, she bet like 3 pink chips one round, and lost them...for the next few minutes all I heard from her was 'I feel gross! I can't believe I lost those pinkies!'
All in all, fun was had by the group, and promises were made for next weeks game. Guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens then!
Labels: poker
3 Comments:
why don't you tell the rest of the reading group about how "you can't take my pinkies" did some serious bluffing on Saturday night to the poker host (you!) and made a major WINFALL!!!!!
So does that mean that dominos has officially been replaced....?
I believe the term I used was RUDE, not gross......... !
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