Drinking before NOON

Lately I have been doing more highway driving and I gotta say that I'm starting to get irked with some particular driver types. You've all met them from time to time and I've certainly had the pleasure recently, lets see, first up there's the...

OMG I left the stove on: Your house had better be on fire! Why else do you feel the need to weave through each lane of traffic doing 160 km while we waddle like penguins doing 120. God knows we should all move out of your way, excuse us for existing. Then there's the..

How did my bumper get stuck to your bumper: This would explain why you look like you could be kissing my ass. You're so close that I can't even see your licence plate. But what could go wrong, I mean if I have to brake suddenly because the kitchen fire dude has just cut me off you'll be able to see my brake lights --won't you? Oh no you won't because you can't see them, I mean how could you, your bumper is interlocked with mine! How thoughtless of me!

Then there's the 'I read in the paper once that you should drive with your headlights on during the day. SO I WILL!!' which is fine...i do too...but not my HIGHBEAMS! I actually had to put my sunglasses ON to avoid the glare from my rear-view mirror. This guy...see...he was drinking before noon.

Thank-you that is all carry on!