Gotta Love Contraptions!

How did we make it this far without these things! I don't know how I managed to ever peel an apple before this, oh hang on- yes I do- I used a knife.! *Shakes head and rolls eyes* This is guaranteed to save you at least 1 minute a day for the rest of your life! Isn't that wonderful! That is of course, only if you eat an apple a day. So...what are you going to do with your extra minute? Hmmm??
Well, there's this new car commercial out that says their new automatic lights save you 1/5th of a second to spend more time; with your family, sleeping or learning a new language! Well! If you can learn a new language with all the extra 1/5ths of a second your going to have, just IMAGINE what you can do with a whole minute! I mean..you could discover a new planet! Or discredit the theory of relativity! Or better yet! Newton's Law! Seriously...who really believes in gravity anyways? I mean some of the apples had to actually stay on the tree didn't they? Was anybody actually watchin' Newton? Or were they all just peeling their apples, using up their extra minute while they struggle with their knives??