Rules For Non-Pet Owners Who Visit And Like To Complain About Our Pets!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door.

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1 They live here. You don't.
2 If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3 I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4 To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Also please note: Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't sass back, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children!

*Now I know you pet lovers/owners have read this before...but I thought one more time can't hurt! Again this is copied from an email.